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Aries

Aries

You're stretched thin. You want to accomplish so much, and your attention is everywhere. If you catch yourself snapping at people, stop it. This is an intense, wonderful time for many, and thoughtless responses might interfere with their happiness. Find ways to make yourself happy within the limits of what you can reasonably do. Stay home and take care of things before turning your energy on the community or the world at large. If someone volunteers to address your sore points, you're ready to get into it. Generally, though, put these things aside to talk about them later. Here and now have different requirements.

Taurus

Taurus

You feel secure. You're loud and delighted rather than quiet and cozy. Everyone within earshot knows how wonderful your life is. Some just nod and go their way, but others stick around to hear more. Now you're committed to socializing, not that this is a problem. Take a break and buy lunch for everyone. If you already had a party scheduled for today, so much the better. You just know it will be an absolute success. If someone has been in a prickly mood, this is your chance to clear the air. Everyone feels better by tonight.

Gemini

Gemini

Bills are hanging over your head. Even if there's nothing you can do about them right now, they're still hard to forget. Worries like this make you less present and less engaging. The stories that usually cast a spell over younger audiences don't seem to have the same effect. It can be frustrating to see glazed or wandering eyes that once shone with interest. Maybe the language changed when you weren't looking. The facts remain, but it's all in how you present them. At least you know what has to happen. You'll do it alone if you can't get any help.

Cancer

Cancer

You're a bottomless source of answers and general wisdom. The basic difference between you and a know-it-all is that you won't volunteer excess information unless someone is genuinely interested. Gossip might have something to do with this, but not in any malicious way. When dirty laundry becomes a fact of life, it loses any excitement. Anyway, you're more interested in welcome discoveries. Forgotten treasures appear in the corners of rooms and at the backs of closets. Thrift stores are honored meeting places between people and found objects rich in sentimental value.

Leo

Leo

Maybe you're not getting enough respect. Maybe you just feel that you deserve more. Nothing in your environment is changing, yet you sense a difference. It's as if Water energy is changing the fuel that your Fire must burn. There's something going on at a level deeper than you usually perceive. You can understand it if you try. The phrase 'getting your head around it' accurately describes the mental stretching that you have to do. Once you get the affirmation you need, everything becomes sweeter. The door is open for romance, if that's your destination. It's certainly worth a visit.

Virgo

Virgo

This is the moment of truth. This is the jackpot. The right piece of knowledge at the right time is like money in the bank. All the tension and awkwardness that led up to this moment is forgiven. Now you're relaxed and grateful. Your humor is welcome. Your handling of tricky situations turns a fumble into a juggling act. You're a breath of fresh air in any social situation. Children look up to you, and not necessarily because you're bringing gifts. You capture their imagination with word games. Their parents will love you for this.

Libra

Libra

You're feeling a little too drained out for comfort. Your desk is overflowing on a day when you shouldn't have to pay attention to it. You even suspect that your reputation may be on the line. With all this going on, relationship problems are the last thing you need. In that regard, your luck should hold. Your partner is standing with you, supporting your efforts and minimizing your headaches. He or she might even offer a few strategic suggestions. The pawn could still capture the queen if your opponent's game is poorly thought out.

Scorpio

Scorpio

This could be a time of tribal conflict. Thanks to a peaceful cosmic influence, though, you're a lover, not a fighter. You'll end up leading your people to victory with something wiser and subtler than brute force. In fact, these militaristic metaphors might not even apply. Instead of spearheading some vast cultural invasion, expect to find yourself swept along in the focus of exciting events. Forget about hiding and savor the exposure you're getting. You probably look as good as you feel, but it never hurts to check yourself in the mirror and imagine how you'll look for the cameras.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius

You're thinking like George Orwell, with Big Brother watching your every move. If there's paranoia involved, you're probably doing something wrong. Obviously you'd never break the law, but perhaps you feel uncomfortable about thinking incorrect thoughts. The Stars suggest that you relax. Your mind is your own, and you can use it however you want. Real security is based on being honest with yourself, acceptance of others as they are and general grace under pressure. Any kind of excess may hurt your cause. Moderation belongs in the mix, no matter what course you end up taking.

Capricorn

Capricorn

Seekers are on the move. Travelers cover ground even if they're going by water. Everything is good, but nothing is perfect. No matter where you go, you can't help feeling as if you missed some person or objective that slipped away moments before. Maybe you're reading too much into these events. A tremendous uproar actually has nothing to do with you. The quiet little clues say more about your experience. Wisdom happens closer to home. Pay attention to any new ideas that your partner might raise. Someone who knows you well should know what you're looking for.

Aquarius

Aquarius

Everyone has needs and you're no exception. Sometimes you forget about what you lack. Other times, you can barely control your desire for it. You turn to loved ones before you turn to strangers, although it would help to remember their strengths and specialties. If you clutch at these people, they might rebel against your grip. Maybe it makes more sense to look at your actions through the eyes of an outsider. Any problems should be immediately obvious. How much caffeine and sugar are currently in your diet, and how are they affecting your reality? Subtract ingredients for a more even mix.

Pisces

Pisces

You bounce off the walls with cheerful energy. You orbit some happy planet without getting dizzy. It's partly your natural state of the moment, but there are good reasons for it, too. Some person or pet, some organization or cosmic force is convinced of your absolute wonderfulness. This goes beyond popularity. You're in the category of esteemed guest of honor and resident superstar. Others might take such an award with awestruck silence, but it has the reverse effect on you. Focus on your abdomen so that you don't hurt yourself laughing. Yes, it really is that funny.